Something Is Wrong, Body

If anyone is selling an immune system, please contact me. I would very much be interested in buying one. Since Sunday, I've been immobile because of the flu. Although, I shouldn't really be blaming my immune system. I probably got sick from not watching what I ate on Saturday. I think that's what's great about getting old: your body speaks up ASAP if you've done something wrong to it. You don't have to wait 10 years to figure out that you shouldn't have eaten that donut or that you should've bent your knees more when you were lifting that 10-pound box in the basement earlier. It's a beautiful thing really.